Raccoons have no manners at all!
They are ungrateful, greedy and brawl
At the drop of a hat,
And then there’s that:
They leave a shameful mess when dining
Muddy footprints, and loud whining
In the night’s middle,
And they have the nerve to piddle
Much too near to where they eat
And leave the muddy prints of all their feet—
They are raucous, rude and pretty darn crude
They growl and grumble with mouths full of food.
And they don’t share politely or step back
When another one wants a snack—
They are selfish, boorish and self-centered
They truly need to be mentored
In basic table manners and kind sharings
Of kibble, fresh water and potato parings—
But I doubt that will happen any time soon
They are and always will be gobbling goons
Oh, those naughty rude and much too cute raccoons!