Why Can’t Things Stay Where They Are?

Why can’t things stay where they are?

It would be so much easier by far

If I didn’t have to pout and shout

And throw things all about

To find out where the scissors are

Or where you put the keys to the car

Or why in the world the ladle’s in the cookie jar!

If you use something, put it back

If you’re not quite done, still—put it back

I know you mean well

But jeez, what the hell!

If I can’t find it

Then I know you’re behind it!

So, when you’re done

With all your fun

PLEASE, please, please put it back—-

It’s either that, or a SMACK!

YOU decide; it can go either way

Just remember: I mean what I say!

 

 

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